There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dicks are not precious.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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