no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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