i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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