I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
