I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Semen is not good for contacts.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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