I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Someone came in the potted fern
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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