I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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