His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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