Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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