But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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