No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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