There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
