Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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