how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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