i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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