About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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