I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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