Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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