You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
