it hurts more in the daytime
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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