so explain again why im purple
no
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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