At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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