its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We got so high we made milksteak
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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