Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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