hotel room ftw
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
