when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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