dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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