No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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