i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I love you. Go after that dick
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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