i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I love you. Go after that dick
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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