Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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