trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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