How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've blown a few things in my day
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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