where am i from again
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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