1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How does one acquire holy water?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He did a backflip because drugs
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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