Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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