Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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