Grow some girl-balls and come out already
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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