either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We need to rekindle our bromance
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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