yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
