This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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