Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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