Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize