Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
