Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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