yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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