That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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