Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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