You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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