On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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