fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You're earring is so big in my mouth
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
