what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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