i need an iv and a liver transplant
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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