clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
